What the fuck?

I MISS UUUUUUU

my friend Meagan posted this

Today, I was in an elevator at school and saw a sign posted next to the buttons. It said, “The third floor corridor is off limits to anyone who does not wish to die a painful death- Prof. Dumbledore.” Awesome. MLIA.

then her friend posted

“Today I was driving by the lake and I saw a Jeep full of guys pass me. They were hanging out the windows and the sunroof, paddling with canoe paddles, and singing “Just Around the Riverbend” from Pocahontas. It easily may have been the coolest thing I’ve seen, ever. MLIA”

fun

What in your mind goes down as a really fun thing to do? Like entertaining and time consuming? Things you've done with friends? Just Random moments where you look back on and say, I enjoyed that?

Late Night conversations with myself

Kelcey, what are you doing?

Microwaving my bunny slippers

Why???

because my toes are cold…

(note: this could be me talking to my inner… myan, leah, shirley, sarah, lacey…. or basically any of my friends……. I sound like a crazy person…. but if you know me you should know that there are chibi versions of people running around inside my head…. like myan being my conscience…..)

“They gave him Vicodin for the pain, he says it makes the furniture feel friendly.”

Doggies

So I’m in texas. Visiting ti! Fender and zara are guarding my bed. I love them ( the are dogs). Fender tries to give big hugs and knocks you over. Zara is just so sweet and makes me smile. The other dogs include Snowy, Thor, Bear, Jackie, and Maurice.
Thor is big. I mean BIG. Like a horse but he is scared of everything. Snowy is old, the smallest of the dogs, blind in one eye and deaf. Maurice is an overgrown poodle. Bear is a fatty but I love him. Jackie is bigger then Snowy, and in three years has become a round little sausage.

i want him to be the hatter to my alice…. Andrew Lee Potts as the mad hatter in Alice on the scyfy channel

versas:

ohyeahfacts:

The FedEx logo has an arrow between the E and X.

Sorry if this is old news, but my mind is blown.

(source: Just fucking look at it, though Skidder pointed it out to me first)

FedSex…. When you absolutely need to get it overnight!

On Friday

the thirteenth, my cousin Kylie had her baby 2 1/2 weeks early….

Mackenzie Bree

And on the Seventeenth we found out, she’s down syndrome

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nivisaur:

(via fuckyeahedwardnorton)

JFC is this the best picture in the history of forever or what?

It’s sort of reassuring to know that nothing else you encounter in your life will ever be as amazing as the contents of this picture.

i can visualize the two of you shitting enough bricks to build a new apartment lol

omg love!!!!!!!!!!!!